sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~5, 300
Warning: skip nothing springs to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S NOT A WIP. NSFW
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof. Thank you, you’ve been amazing, and thoughtful, and helpful. I’d like everyone who has enjoyed The Co-operative to stand up and give her a round of applause.

In fine Hobbit tradition, on my birthday, I’d like to give you an extra long episode of The Co-operative. I started posting this fic for [livejournal.com profile] bluespirit_star back on the 12th December 2011 as part of an advent celebration in her honour, organised by [livejournal.com profile] springwoof. Little did I know that three and a half years later there would be a total of 368, 774 words.


The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3, 200
Warning: skip nothing springs to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP. NSFW
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, hugs and kisses and squishes

Last time on The Co-operative:
Undeniably, everything that had happened had been a fiasco, but Danny began to find détente;
Good food, and family -- the ‘ohana's answer to everything;
Danno’s Monkey visited, and
There was more hugging.


The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~4, 200
Warning: skip Danny’s having issues
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, wonderfully helpful! You’ll notice, babe, that I mixed things up a little.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Danny realised that he was possibly just a little stressed by the whole fiasco;
The angst was ratcheted up;
Steve tried, painfully hard, to be a good boyfriend, and
There was hugging.


The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3, 000
Warning: skip Danny’s having issues
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit. Use of some dialogue from the series; no disrespect is intended.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, hugs and kisses.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Danny realised that he was possibly just a little stressed by the whole fiasco.


The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~4, 000
Warning: skip Danny’s having issues. He's human.
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, thank you very, very much.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Wo Fat was captured;
Steve proved to have learned sneaky at his mom’s knee;
Our battered and bruised boys finally made it back home to their ‘ohana, and,
Danny realised that he was possibly just a little stressed by the whole fiasco.


The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3,850
Warning: skip nothing springs to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, ☆☆☆☆☆!

Last time on The Co-operative:
They lost the Champ box over the side of the catamaran;
There was an altercation;
Steve fought Wo Fat, and Danny fought the Ox;
A rookery of Navy SEALs came to the rescue leading to,
Success!

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3,550
Warning: skip nothing springs to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, is without a doubt, absolutely awesome!

Last time on The Co-operative:
Steve had a cunning plan: hide in Wo Fat’s stateroom;
Danny thought that Steve was an idiot – and they had words;
They unpacked the Champ toolbox, and,
Steve admitted that he wasn’t actually, sort of, possibly, not feeling very well…

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3,100
Warning: skip nothing springs to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, you’ve betaed +5MB of fic! Star! Thank you.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Steve pretended to be Dirty Harry with a Smith & Wesson Model 29;
Yes, he's still wearing the suit;
There was lots of running and fighting;
Danny learned what an EPIRB was, and,
The boys (well, Steve) decided to sabotage the boat….

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~2,500
Warning: skip calculated execution
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, the brightest star in the firmament.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Our intrepid heroes were kidnapped;
Wo Fat proved to be an evul criminal mastermind that liked the limelight;
The guys got tied up, but not together (get your mind out of the gutter);
Steve proved showed Danny how to use paracord, and
Then someone rattled the doorknob….

Kristen thought that I should post this before watching 5.17....

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3,700
Warning: skip none spring to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, thank you you very, very much.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Finally, the boys pieced together the clue that led them to Doris’ cache of assets \o/,
Wo Fat, the snake, out thought the SEAL team,
Danny was shot, and
Our intrepid heroes were kidnapped.

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3,200
Warning: skip none spring to mind
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, who is awesome sauce on the Carrot Cake of Life. Thank you.

Last time on The Co-operative:
Steve continued to wear his suit (I’m shallow, shoot me);
Steve, typically, wasn’t sensible;
Danny berated him;
Finally, the boys pieced together the clue that led them to Doris’ cache of assets, and
Bwahha hah hah (sorry, I like cliffhangers).

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~3,100
Warning: skip Oh, Steve!
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, Merry Christmas, Love. Thank you.

Last time on The Co-operative:
The boys finally figured out the clues in the astronomy-linked photographs, and began searching;
Wo Fatty Pants and White finally made their stab to find whatever the Hell they are looking for….
White kidnapped Danny;
Steve got pissed;
Steve raced to the rescue on a motorbike (wearing a very expensive suit and Raybans, which whilst not relevant to the plot, is rather nice to imagine);.
Danny was rescued, and
The boys returned to the House (because Steve’s an idiot).

MERRY CHRISTMAS,BABES


The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
so I've got a bunch of relatively boring projects which I have to complete. Long story short, my central heating was ANCIENT and I had to get completely redone. The House is a mess. So now I have to learn how to decorate -- painting, wall papering et cetera, -- although I do know how to lay laminated floors.

I was cleaning the kitchen from ceiling to floor today -- this was a THOROUGH clean. I even did the top of the units, the cupboards, and washed the lampshade. I write fic in my head when I am doing boring, boring, boring tasks. I'm not good at boring. I am astoundingly bad at boring.

And I decided when I finish The Co-operative I am going to buy a bottle of Champagne!


 photo GRIN_zps71f6de11.jpg
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
I think that it is basically obvious that everyone that has spent thirty seconds in Seolh, that I like to cook (not that fond of cleaning up, though). However, I’m very much a fundamentally theoretical (aka imaginary) cook, but in the same way I consider you guys to be residents of The Co-operative – you can experience things by thinking… like cooking and eating is (almost) as good as actually eating and cooking. There’s ingredients and equipment that I’ll never get my hands on.

But writing The Co-operative has actually taught me a lot. I have now drank Albariño. But I have not tried Asafoetida. If I ate curry (long story involving a very upset tummy) I would be able to prepare a Murgh Makhani.

I just made a spinach and feta frittata, which was outstandingly tasty. It’s a very Danny dish. I sort of kind of made it up. And here’s the recipe ‘cos I don’t think that it is going to go in the story.

Ingredients
Dash of really good Zatoun Fair Trade olive oil
Oil from bacon fried earlier in the day for a delicious bacon sandwich
1 large onion, chopped
Minced garlic clove or two (world’s your oyster)
Chopped up about a handful sundried tomatoes (I like Suma)
Spinach leaves (about two handfuls)
Two or three handfuls of organic potatoes from the Holy Island of Lindisfarne (from a lovely roadside stall)
Dash of lemon juice (Marks and Spencer’s organic Sicilian lemon juice is lovely)
As much cubed sheep’s milk feta cheese as you like
4 organic eggs, beaten with a slop of soya mike and twist of Mediterranean flower salt (which is really tasty, and contains flowers)
Freshly milled sea salt.

Method
Oven gas 6 (which translates at 200C/180C fan – err 392 Farenheit). Find yourself an unsticky oven proof dish about 30 cm by 20 cm (11 by 8 inches – precision doesn’t really matter) and put it in the oven.

Peel and chop up the potatoes into a 1-2cm cubes (small, like half an inch), throw into a bowl, cover with water and microwave for 5 mins on high to par boil. Drain off the water and throw into the hot non-stick dish with the bacon fat (or olive oil if you don’t have/want bacon fat). Sprinkle with sea salt. Roast the potatoes for about 25 minutes. Toss them about halfway through the cooking time

Whilst that’s happening, do the other stuff.

Fry the onions with the garlic with olive oil until it’s the way that you like it – golden or crispy. Chop up the sundried tomatoes (I generally just use scissors for chopping). Toss them in the onions and garlic when they are about done. Throw in the spinach and dash over some lemon juice (it makes the iron in the spinach more bio-available). Use your scissors to chop up and mix the spinach whilst it is cooking.

As the spinach is wilting cut the feta cheese into tiny little squares. Haul the roast potatoes out of the oven. Beat the eggs in a bowl, add a glug of soya (or cow) milk, and flower salt (or normal salt).

Toss the spinach, onion and garlic mix into the dish with the half-roasted potatoes. Mix them up. Toss over the cubes of feta cheese. Distribute things until they are spread evenly. Pour over the eggy mix.

Finally, cook in the oven for 20-25 mins until golden and set.

Prolly serves 3-4 (with a salad). Or cool and put in the fridge and you can have it for packed lunches instead of sandwiches.
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Hawaii 5-0 fic: The Co-operative Season Two – 105
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~2,500
Warning: skip attempted suicide
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, thank you.

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Hawaii 5-0 fic: The Co-operative Season Two – 104
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~2,200
Warning: *cackle*
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof, you’re a star. Thank you.

halle-f*ckin-lujah; managed to post. I deserve chocolate.

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~2,600
Warning:
Advisory: potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof *kiss*.

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~2,400
Warning: skip the stress continues....
Advisory: emotional rollercoaster; potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof – she's a brill good mate.

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )
sealie: made for me by tardis80 (seal_two)
Rating: Slash
Word count: ~2,500
Warning: skip Cliff hanger – dun dun duuuuuun.
Advisory: emotional rollercoaster; potty mouth; IT’S A WIP.
Disclaimer: writing for fun not for profit.
Comments: British English spelling, chance spelling/grammar mistakes it’s been a long, long, long week. The highlight of my week was that I managed to clean behind the cooker.
Spoilers: none, it’s an AU.
Betas: Springwoof – Springy puts up with some well weird question in addition to editing. Thank you.

The first part is here,

The Co-operative. )

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